ladiesagainsthumanity:

THIS IS A REAL THING THIS IS A REAL THING:
Michelle Obama to Appear on ‘Parks and Recreation’

#ohhappyday

ladiesagainsthumanity:

THIS IS A REAL THING THIS IS A REAL THING:

Michelle Obama to Appear on ‘Parks and Recreation’

#ohhappyday

rubyetc:

a story in post it notes

Actually, i just woke up one day and decided that i didn’t want to feel like that anymore, or ever again. so i changed. just like that
(via victoriamillie)

My feelings about okcupid.

ladiesagainsthumanity:

co-production with the ever-hilarious @DCbadger

ladiesagainsthumanity:

co-production with the ever-hilarious @DCbadger

909miles:

"Blow your MIND" Tomato Basil Pasta! - No Straining, just StirringThrow it all in the pot, INCLUDING the uncooked Pasta, and cook! - Bring it to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. The starch leaches out of the pasta and makes a rich, warm sauce for the noodles. The other ingredients cook right along with the pasta Ingredients: 12 ounces pasta 1 can (15 ounces) diced tomatoes with liquid  1 large sweet onion, cut in julienne strips 4 cloves garlic, thinly sliced 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes 2 teaspoons dried oregano leaves 2 large sprigs basil, chopped 4 1/2 cups vegetable broth (regular broth and NOT low sodium) 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil Optional Parmesan cheese for garnish Directions: Place pasta, tomatoes, onion, garlic, basil, in a large stock pot. Pour in vegetable broth. Sprinkle on top the pepper flakes and oregano. Drizzle top with oil. Cover pot and bring to a boil. Reduce to a low simmer and keep covered and cook for about 10 minutes, stirring every 2 minutes or so. Cook until almost all liquid has evaporated – I left about an inch of liquid in the bottom of the pot – but you can reduce as desired . Season to taste with salt and pepper , stirring pasta several times to distribute the liquid in the bottom of the pot. Serve garnished with Parmesan cheese if desired. 

Sweetness.

909miles:

"Blow your MIND" Tomato Basil Pasta! - No Straining, just Stirring
Throw it all in the pot, INCLUDING the uncooked Pasta, and cook! - Bring it to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. The starch leaches out of the pasta and makes a rich, warm sauce for the noodles. The other ingredients cook right along with the pasta

Ingredients:
12 ounces pasta
1 can (15 ounces) diced tomatoes with liquid
1 large sweet onion, cut in julienne strips
4 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
2 teaspoons dried oregano leaves
2 large sprigs basil, chopped
4 1/2 cups vegetable broth (regular broth and NOT low sodium)
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
Optional Parmesan cheese for garnish

Directions:
Place pasta, tomatoes, onion, garlic, basil, in a large stock pot. Pour in vegetable broth. Sprinkle on top the pepper flakes and oregano. Drizzle top with oil.
Cover pot and bring to a boil. Reduce to a low simmer and keep covered and cook for about 10 minutes, stirring every 2 minutes or so. Cook until almost all liquid has evaporated – I left about an inch of liquid in the bottom of the pot – but you can reduce as desired .
Season to taste with salt and pepper , stirring pasta several times to distribute the liquid in the bottom of the pot. Serve garnished with Parmesan cheese if desired.

Sweetness.

909miles:

Saul Bass

bestrooftalkever:

pleatedjeans:

chubbythecorgi:

We stopped at Dillon Beach on the way to Mendocino. At this dog beach, Chubby dug to his heart’s content and then flopped over to enjoy the fruits of his labor. He made his bed… then he had to lay in it!

today was a good day.

CHUBBY

Pwecious.

epic-humor:

THE WARP DOGS

OH EM GEE

Yes.